EQ2: Shakespeare on Venekor

Macduff: lol run away more, noob
Macbeth: wtf, lern2play. I pwned ur guild. I let u live. ur gray 2 me neway.
Macduff: stfu u pussy. i got fabled sword of stfu 4 u.
Macbeth: lol watevr. ur broker sword is weak. im buffed against ne1 from Venekor.
Macduff: f ur buff. ask ne1, i got xferrd from Nagafen.
Macbeth: wtf u haxx0r. f u & ur lying friends. i dont duel haxx0rz.
Macduff: lol w/e. i’ll shout in evry zone wat a pussy u r w/o ur buff. petition gm to give you a new title — macbeth the turbonoob.
Macbeth: ur gay. w/e, ur guild is dead and u think u can beat me cuz u come from Nag. I’ll pwn u w/o my buff. I got my def stance up. attack, macdoofus, and damn’d be the noob that /yells first.

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