
…
No, please, just give me a second … I remember it, at least I think I do … Dammit, someone turn out the lights. Oh, that’s the sun? Then could someone PLEASE TURN OFF THE SUN?
Gah. My head … Oh, you want to know what I did on Brewday?
Damned if I know. The last thing I remember was getting together with the drummer from the band after a few of their songs and …
Would you STOP MOVING SO FAST? I have enough trouble focusing … well, just sit still or something.

Anyway, so I wake up back in the Guild Hall with a few kegs, a mostly-empty stone stein, a cabbage with eyes and an evil grin that calls me “Mommy”, and a tattoo on my rear that says “Brell Was Here”. I wouldn’t even have noticed if it didn’t hurt so damn much.
Anyway. I’m just gonna go back to bed for a week and then see a sage about getting that damn tattoo removed.
And if the sage so much as snickers, he’s dead. DEAD.
Bwahahaha!
Love it!
Good times. It’s a clever holiday, I just wish it didn’t involve zoning quite so much. I think I spent more time last night staring at loading screens than collecting items/getting drunk/etc.
P.S. Forgot to mention, I like the outfit on the Fae. It’s always fun when you get to coordinate with your wing colors – I was thrilled to find a questline in Zek that coughed up an entire set of green healing leather for my dirge, cause suddenly she’s got an all-green outfit in her appearance slots.
Um… oops… I have an admission to make…
I changed her wing colors to match her outfit
You missed the best screen shot of them all. The troll chick in Gorowan. I’m going to be scarred for life by that one.
I probably have it
I take dozens of screenshots for every one I post here. But yeah — brrrrrr.