Do my shoulders look fat in this armor?
No, really. Be honest. Be cruel.
I can slice you. I can turn to the left — sssssssstt — and the right — ppphhhhwwwwitt — and my shoulders will take you out.
And if you come after me, my shoulders will fly me away from you.
I have a ferret living in my shoulder-wings. His name is Nibbler. He is taking all your money while you stare at my shoulders.
Now if you’ll pardon me, I have to go stand in front of the auction house in Ironforge and show off my shoulders because the bigger the shoulders, the wtfpwnzer teh n00bz.
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I actually *love* the look of the chain shoulders (and various hats) they were the main reason I created my dirge (and brigand) lol. 🙂
Brigands and Swashbucklers have the coolest hats!