Come for the games, stay for the drama.
Tipa Macduff: lol run away more, noob Macbeth: wtf, lern2play. I pwned ur guild. I let u live. ur gray 2 me neway. Macduff: stfu u pussy. i got fabled sword of stfu 4 u. Macbeth: lol watevr. ur broker sword is weak. im buffed against ne1 from Venekor. Macduff: f ur buff. ask ne1, i … Read more
Do my shoulders look fat in this armor? No, really. Be honest. Be cruel. I can slice you. I can turn to the left — sssssssstt — and the right — ppphhhhwwwwitt — and my shoulders will take you out. And if you come after me, my shoulders will fly me away from you. I … Read more
My sister, Hillary (I need to make up a fantasy name for her. Dad called her Mint. Actually, Mint was just short for a much, much longer name, which could be embarassing, so I won’t write it here. My nickname was Scrub. I guess he saw me on my hands and knees scrubbing floors or … Read more
WordPress blogs get plenty of spam. But you know, sometimes I just need that little virtual hug when someone sends me a message saying, “Good job! Love your site!”, and then asks me to visit their porn/gambling/illegally-sold drug website. Not into those things, guys, but damn, it’s good to know you like my site! I … Read more
Saw these guys in Barren Sky while I was finishing a quest and nearly fell off the chain laughing. I also won a Relic Chain Coat last night! It’s rare to begin with, and I outrolled the other chain wearers to boot, so it just goes to show – sometimes one-in-a-hundred chances do actually happen. … Read more