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Dear Mother; I am having the Big Bend scribe write this letter for me. I don’t think I can hold a pen at the moment. I apologize for any drool marks or bits of loose skin you might find here. The ogre writing this letter is none too tidy. SCROG CLEAN! SCROG GOOD SCRIBE, U’LL … Read more
Dorah learns there’ll be no more scooter rides in the cemetary Work is hell. I’ve been coming home late from work, and the last thing I really want to do is log in EQ1 and go to work again. Raiding every night is either stressful or boring, and grouping for experience is just boring so … Read more
The English Lit nerd in me wanted to try an experiment… What would a play be like if it were performed in EQ2? I wrote up the first scene of “Two Gentlement from Firiona”, but found a lot of Shakespeare’s puns and wordplay didn’t work in text. Shakespeare is too complicated, anyway. I chose to … Read more
Macduff: lol run away more, noob Macbeth: wtf, lern2play. I pwned ur guild. I let u live. ur gray 2 me neway. Macduff: stfu u pussy. i got fabled sword of stfu 4 u. Macbeth: lol watevr. ur broker sword is weak. im buffed against ne1 from Venekor. Macduff: f ur buff. ask ne1, i … Read more
Do my shoulders look fat in this armor? No, really. Be honest. Be cruel. I can slice you. I can turn to the left — sssssssstt — and the right — ppphhhhwwwwitt — and my shoulders will take you out. And if you come after me, my shoulders will fly me away from you. I … Read more