Rock Band and Xbox Live

The three stages of Rock Band: Play a few songs on the Solo Tour, realize the game is pretty easy. Play with the drums. Sing to the world that you’re a creep, a weirdo, a cowboy with a six-string on your back, are drinking Stevens and wearing the dress you slept in. Second stage: Get … Read more

Rock Band: Online

I checked the Buzzkillaz gamer score last night on Xbox Live and… well, we’re lacking. It showed that we’d unlocked everything up to the tour jet, but all those solo achievements were missing, since we’ve been playing it in band mode since we got it.

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Portal: Cake and a song

There’s times when everyone says you’ll like something, and that it’s great, but then you think it can’t be that great, that in fact it probably sucks, like a fast food joint you’ve never heard of. And then whenever anyone mentions it, you think, “meh, it sucks.” And then you start hating it, and hating … Read more