EQ2: The City of Mist

The City of Mist is an island in the north of the Kunzar Jungle, full of heroic skeletons and golems and some bosses that, though the zone has been entirely redesigned from EQ1’s zone of elevators (of death) and invisible sky ramps (of death and gravity); EQ2’s is a ziggurat-shaped ramp system leading to the … Read more

Dear Chrysler

Dear Chrysler: Thank you for allowing me to beta test your “2007 PT Cruiser”. Though the car certainly seems polished, I have some questions that perhaps you can answer? First, the cost. Is this car free to drive? Your sales associate kept talking about a $300 monthly fee over four years, or a $20,000 “lifetime” … Read more

EQ2: More Kunzark Adventures

DINA: Oh, it was a busy night. We’re sitting here in Snake-Eye’s camp, and I have old Lizard Breath sitting next to me. DERA: … I don’t think that swim you took in the Venom Flow river left you smelling like sunshine either, Sewer Skin. DINA: Snake Eye is a huge hunter, totally vicious, a … Read more

EQ2: I love my Kunzar Jungle

I really really REALLY wanted to level last night, so I made a promise to myself and to anyone in earshot that yes, THIS TIME, I was going to start on those Kunzar Jungle quests, and damned be he that gets in my way. Just for fun I checked on groups in guild — apparently … Read more